Take this, mother.

Take this, mother.

27

September

1 note

I still like to let my hair down and score various chicks a night. That’s how I rolleth before and always will.

I still like to let my hair down and score various chicks a night. That’s how I rolleth before and always will.

26

September

"Yo, Yo, Yo!
Aaaaaall, youuuuu;
Suckah emcee’s ain’t got nothin’ on me!
On my grades;
On my lines.
You can’t touch Kevin G!
I’m a Mathlete, so nerd is inferred.
But forget what you heard,
I’m like James Bond the Third.
Sh-Sh-Shaken, not stirred. I’m Kevin Gnapoor.
The G is silent when I sneak in your door;
And make love to your woman on the bathroom floor.
I don’t play it like Shaggy. You’ll know it was me.
Cause’ the next time you see her she’ll be like;
‘Ohhh! Kevin G!!’
Happy Holidays Everybody!"

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James Bond, alright, instead of shaking my booze I’ll shake your booty.

08

May

5 notes

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I am officially back.

07

May

1 note

technonerd:

@paranoidalittle is at it again @kjgrimes1

Unnfff. Whats that tempting smell. Did someone say “night club”?

technonerd:

@paranoidalittle is at it again @kjgrimes1

Unnfff. Whats that tempting smell. Did someone say “night club”?

22

February

6 notes

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technonerd:

@paranoidalittle send me this dying @kjgrimes1

My girl knows best.

technonerd:

@paranoidalittle send me this dying @kjgrimes1

My girl knows best.

11

February

11 notes

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You forgot “Kevin’s squad army of serious dogs”.

You forgot “Kevin’s squad army of serious dogs”.

25

July

5 notes

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I am so busy training my dogs these days, I hardly know whats going on with all you Cestors and underage Birdies.

So let me know. What’s going on?

25

July

I don’t.

I don’t.

17

July

3 notes

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…thanks, I guess

…thanks, I guess

Just wondering, why "Kiev" if your name is Kevin? Hope that doesn't sound rude :o x

oliviabondoc

It goes a way back. Kevin’s obvious liking for russian girls has earned him the fandom nickname of “Kiev”, which is a city in White Russia.

Because this is what I tell random people. Private family-business.
Ka-zoom.

Because this is what I tell random people. Private family-business.

Ka-zoom.

08

May

6 notes

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Yup. Cutie me.

Yup. Cutie me.

08

May

4 notes

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No. much cooler. And hotter. and nicer.

No. much cooler. And hotter. and nicer.

12

February

4 notes

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…this is the first time someone has ever called me smart.

…this is the first time someone has ever called me smart.

07

February

2 notes

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